Date: 3/14/2008

How to make love!

*INGREDIENTS* 4 laughing eyes. 4 well shaped legs. 4 loving arms. 2 firm milk containers. 2 nuts. 1 fur lined mixing bowl. 1 firm banana. *DIRECTIONS* 1. look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out untill well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into fur lined mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft, if banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change fur lined mixing bowls. *NOTES* 1. if you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick fur lined mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, LEAVE TOWN....... *ENJOY* lmfao!!


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